Our Story

Originally, we made ridiculous t-shirts for personal use at parties and kicking around town.

After countless comments and laughs from strangers at concerts, bars, pool halls, subways, gyms, and pickleball courts, we knew the world needed more heinous t-shirts.

If you like the shirts, you should buy one. And if you REALLY like them, maybe you take out a loan at your local bank and buy 1000.