Heinous Index Rating Scale

1 Vulture: Safe to wear anywhere besides church, funerals, and within 100 yards of a school.

2 Vultures: Bystanders might take a second glance at your shirt - but it offers plausible deniability.

3 Vultures: Something stinks…and its not the dogshit you stepped in.

4 Vultures: Cut and dry heinousness. Very limited plausible deniability.

5 Vultures: An absolutely heinous tshirt. We aren’t even sure these are protected under the first amendment of free speech???